Monday, December 03, 2007

Things I SHOULD Know

1. Six teenagers will eat the four dozen cookies you made in 10 minutes.
2. The store (Palais Royal) that you were amazed to find your last two pairs of shoes you bought at, after searching many other stores first, will not have the black flats you are looking for because you foolishly thought to try there first this time.
3. You will switch between heat and A.C. in Houston in December.
4. The desk refinishing project will bring remorse that you ever started it.
5. The dog knows when you want to give her a bath and makes herself scarce and 20 lbs heavier when you finally corner her to carry her to the tub.
6. The ice maker will break.
7. You let your Angie's list membership expire so you can't check it to see reviews for repair people for the ice maker.
8. Everybody has a child growing at the same size as yours so you can't find a "Hoodie" in that size.
9. You will forget about the french fry that fell into the bottom of the oven so next time you preheat the oven, you set the smoke alarm off.
10. You will clean the oven and stove top and then your husband will immediately fry sausage without a lid on the pan.

Thing I do know: God gives grace for it all.

2 comments:

Joan Rice said...

Thought I left a comment,but guess I was on the wrong page. So what else is new?? It probably went to your email.

Mariah said...

i so feel you on the french fry in the bottom of the oven thing! every time i cook it smells like something's burning!